Since the beginning of time, there has been an organization made to see that man made it through its darkest time in history to see that the atrocities of the few don't destroy the lives of thousands... it faces a new enemy not born of man but alien. For this reason it has shown itself to the world in hopes of help and camaraderie amongst the bickering of men to join against the greater evil. But it must show that it will be the prominent faction to unite man... so it has begun...

an unembodied voice "dark sage you must lead the forces of man against the dark that threatens the world"

dark sage "hmmm you would think with a name like DARKsage I wouldn't be up to that. And who are you any way?"

voice "You must. For you are the only one who can do so."

dark sage "lol Scott. That's not funny. Haha. You can join now there's no one in here."

voice "I'm not Scott. You MUST do what I tell you, dark sage, or I fear the worst for the world of man."

dark sage "... lol lol lol lol lol lol lol Man I'm really bored. Get in here, Scott, you sort of overspent on this one!"

voice " I'M NOT SCOTT!!! YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD!!!!!!!"

dark sage "... That's just sad, Scott."

*ship blows up out of nowhere* in red... the screen reads DO WHAT I TELL YOU, DARK SAGE, I'M NOT SCOTT!

dark sage "... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hacker hacker hacker! Someone help me please!"

voice"dark sage, I'm not a hacker. I am a Divine power of this game."

dark sage "Oh, like a program of the game?"

voice "I AM A DIVINE POWER OF THIS GAME DARK SAGE!"

dark sage " Yeah... like a program of the game?"

voice "... dark buddy darky pal..."

dark sage " buddy I don't even kn...

voice "dark sage, I'll give ya candy if ya do this ok?"

dark sage "CANDY! Oh yay! Why didn't you tell me? I'll do it now, of course."

... a very unlikely hero... but in time dark sage got better and his skills increased and he even payed $ 20 to become a member... so awhile later. . .

voice "dark sage, why have you not made a clan yet?"

dark sage " Well, where the hell is my CANDY?!"

voice "Oh yes, the candy... here ya go!"

*candy appears in front of dark sage's monitor*

dark sage "Taffy?! Why the hell would I want taffy?!"

voice " How about malt balls?"

dark sage "OK, I love THEM!!"

*more candy appears to dark sage"

voice "Now, you will do my bidding?"

dark sage "Sure."

voice "I must tell you a story..."*the voice tells him about the people that saved the world before him*

voice "Now, dark sage, go and make over the Death Dragons!"

*dark sage stops playing dumb now* dark sage "You know this is all not real, it's just a game."

voice "What about the not real people?! What about the not real pets,trees,plants and children? Do they have no point in life?"

dark sage "They do?! Have a point that is?"

voice " Yes, they do!"

dark sage "...hmmm, ok, well I'll go make the Death Dragons. Will I ever see you again?"

voice "When it is time, I will come."

So it really begins...